ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up


clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound


hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you


zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know



bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


#when did the onion start posting real news stories

bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now


my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.


  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.


Beautiful features of each sign:

imstuckinarut-astrology:

Aries: Cheekbones

Taurus: doe eyes

Gemini: Youthfulness

Cancer: Emotive eyes

Leo: mane of hair

Virgo: gentle features

Libra: Dimpled cheeks/ cleft chin

Scorpio: Deep, intense eyes

Sagittarius: Glowing smiles

Capricorn: Bone structure

Aquarius: handsome features

Pisces: Hypnotic eyes



kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go

kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go


I feel like we need some clarification

bananaramallama:

hellotailor:

fortunatossoliloquy:

This is a Kimono (Japanese):

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This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

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This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

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This is a Hanbok (Korean):

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Any questions? 


ao dai
(vietnamese)

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THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.

It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.