U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.
"horses are such majestic creatures!"
Call Froggy 101. Say that we’re the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we’re giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and it’s his number.
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
*blames frustrations in life on flappy bird*
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
do you ever feel like mike wazowski